witch hazel chapter 4 part 1

witch hazel 

chapter 4 part 1

“Ouchies!”

“I made macaroni and cheese. It isn’t burnt. I didn’t set anything on fire. Hell, I should be a chef, I’m amazing at this.”

“I feel like the voices in my head are going to drive me off a cliff, Carlotta.”

“You should go to the hospital and check yourself in, man,” Carlotta the Chicken answered.

Diego decided to take Carlotta’s advice.

Feeling a little more like himself.

Mr. Cat watches him shower and contemplates the long worm like thingy and whether it would be fun to attack.

“Aww oh you are so cute. Look at you. Wiping your mouth all over my shoes to claim me as yours.”

Diego, I think it might be time for you to get out of the house.

He rolled a wish to study science so I let him. I’m mildly concerned about his wish to gene splice because I’m afraid we’re going to have a feathered cat running around barking….

He rolled a wish to adopt a puppy.

Everybody, this is Bear.

Diego sleeps better with Mr. Cat nearby

I guess dinner didn’t agree with him.

“Bear is the cutest, fuzziest wittle cutie pie–”

“Yes yes but does he like the taste of chicken?” Carlotta asked, understandably concerned.

Diego decided it was time to start on a new book. Attack of the Nipplebacks is bringing in a decent check each week but he knows he can do better.