Witch Hazel Chapter 4 part 2

Witch Hazel 

Chapter 4 part 2

Heavily pregnant Benita decided to visit the bookstore and grocery store. She’s gotten tired of living off pancakes and wants to learn a few new tricks in the kitchen.

Outside she runs into Mrs Lauderdale and Nico de Sangre. Nico looks fine and Benita wanted to get to know him better. She spent some time chatting with him and trying to ignore Mrs Lauderdale’s rude interjections. For instance, her joke about shedding made Nico laugh but met with jeers from the other woman.

“Diego, what are you doing?” Benita asked as he shoved between her and Nico.

“Oh just passing through.” He gave her a look like he knew she thought Nico was hot. 

Colin Et Herluin looked uncomfortable when Diego’s judgy gaze landed on him. “Ah deed notzing,” he protested. Nothing except also be cute.

And Diego had decided, if he couldn’t have Benita’s booty, no one else could either.

Lincoln Landgraab decides to let out the most obviously evil maniacal laugh imaginable in broad daylight and then glows red for a minute or two.

Evil? Him? Nooooo

Colin took a break from gossiping to take his turn in the dumpster.

“Ah eem trash so ah weell join ze trash!”

The Lauderdale’s marriage has been rocky over the past year, what with Mr Lauderdale having been caught in another man’s bed and Mrs Lauderdale moving them to a house they clearly couldn’t afford. They still seem to be trying to make amends though, so A for effort.

“Heeey your wife is pretty hot! I hear you have sort of an open relationship, mind if I hit that?”

“I might be willing to give my permission if I get my turn with you.”

“Ahahaha that’s funny. And so not happening.”

Around the corner, Diego runs into Diamond and proceeds to shred her reputation at full volume, for all to hear.

“I know all about you and your shady nightclub! You and your swindling friends! Your crime ring and the families you’ve stolen from!”

Diamond was unperturbed. “I believe if you look at the paperwork I’m listed as a housewife. My dear Diego, I understand you’re unstable but that isn’t the same as being dim. Do you know what a housewife is? I do laundry and help the children with their homework.”

“You lying evil…. VAMPIRE!”

“Keep on screaming darling and people will think you’re orgasming just looking at me.”

And not a single fuck was given on that day.

“How DARE you critique my fashion sense! You-you CLOSET CASE!”

“Wow, lady, I just asked where you got the argyle socks!”

Lipton Lauderdale is not wildly popular it seems.